finally an easy question to answer :) this scene is my ultimate favorite of the whole show.
Veronica: I come home after a hard day at work, and there you are, lounging with your bonbons and your Harper’s Bazaar. There better be some freshly pressed shirts in my closet, or so help me.
Veronica: What? You got nothing?
Keith: Hmm. Maybe I’m not in the mood.
Veronica: Amuse me, damn it. Amuse me now!
Keith: (sings) I finally got the police report on the dean’s suicide
Veronica: That…needs work!
Veronica: Did the report say about the dean’s office getting egged?
Keith: No. But then again, it looks like it was done by a 10th-grader. I swear it might as well have heavy-metal band logos sketched in the margins.
Veronica: There are these girls from Lilith House. They hated the dean. One of them, Nish, was the editor of the newspaper, when O’Dell fired her she swore he’d regret it. They went on an egging spree the night of his suicide.
Keith: You mind talking to them?
Veronica: Yeah, I think I’ve dipped into that well one too many times. They’re not big Veronica fans. I think you’re probably gonna have to handle this one yourself. If you go undercover as a student no Daniel Boone jacket, no peace signs the times they have a-changed.
Keith: Will you be home for dinner?
Veronica: No. I’m meeting two hookers over at Logan’s later.
Keith: On a school night?
Veronica: Off-peak hours. Save a few bucks.
Keith: You’re not really…?
Veronica: Fiona and Lizette. They’re a couple gals putting themselves through college. Man, quit bringing me down with your bourgeois hang-ups.